Time: 8:30pm
Location: A small small town in Johor.
People: Crazy mother and daughter termination team.
It was a humid evening, most people have already finished dinner and gathered in the living room chit-chatting and watching TV. Suddenly, a scream that’s two-note-too-high pierced through the night. Somewhere in the small town, a mother and daughter termination group was in motion. Holding a single slipper in hand, they slowly approached it. It sensed its death nearing and quickly moved to the edge of door, but too late… WAM! The deadly slipper weapon was thrown right at it and ended its miserable life on the spot.
Fast-forward to 10 minutes later, idiotic laughter coming from the other end of phone. The husband was laughing uncontrollably at the crazy termination of an innocent life and tried to educate the cold blooded murderer of the importance of its place in the food-chain. WTH?!!(as in what the heck, this blog is censored to protect the innocent) Something that ugly and slimy deserved to die. DIE DIE DIE! *inhale and exhale profusely*
That’s right, a baby lizard was smashed into million pieces. May it rest in peace. Amen.
*the end*
Forgive my lame attempt to entertain myself, which fail miserably. I am crazy bored.
P/S: One innocent baby lizard is terminated in this mission. If you are a cicak lover and is offended by this action, then you should get yourself checked because you are clearly crazy.
April 14th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
As much as I hate lizards, I’ve never had the courage to kill one. Maybe it’s the squishy remains that I do not want to clean after…
April 14th, 2007 at 9:21 pm
cc, I definitely not a cicak lover. Used to cut off the tails of cicaks to see it squirm and jump.
Never used slippers though, it would be too mild! Wahahaha. 
April 14th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
ish…the cicak poor thinggy man..
April 14th, 2007 at 10:30 pm
cc,
I think you’re really bored leh! hahaha!
April 15th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Vern
Hello, glad to see you here. I don’t really have the courage to kill the big ones either. Haha, bully the small ones only. The squishy remains are disgusting though.
Judy
Haha, you cruel cruel woman.
Sasha
Haha, you might think otherwise if they keep jumping out of no way to scare you ler! Haha.
Kok
Hehe. I am.
April 17th, 2007 at 7:33 pm
Hi-five dear. I am now officially idolize you *kow-tow many many times*. Go kill ‘em, kill ‘em all for me. Muahahahahahahahahaha
Yes, that’s right I am a Cicak-hater. Hate them for springing out of nowhere and scaring the beejuzzes out of me every freaking time when let my guards down. It’s like they are having so much fun doing so.