From time to time, I check my sitemeter to see how people come to my site. And I found some unexpectedly funny ways. There are some who come to my blog via search engines. I noticed since I installed the all-in-one SEO plugin, that has improved a bit. Anyway, my site appeared in the normal keyword search like melody, friend, life etc, but there are some funny keywords that led people here too. The following 2 took the cake, look!
There were 2 people who came to my blog when they did the search for and ‘to mate wth a woman‘ and get this, ‘blogger with c cup breasts‘!! I almost fell from my chair when I saw that! Especially for the second one, ‘blogger with c cup breasts‘, I mean seriously?!! Apparently my blog came up for these searches as well. I think the 2 reasons that led to that were the bra-fitting article (with the word c cup on it I think), and the fact that I have a category called ‘WTH‘ (stands for what the heck?!), LOL. Well, sorry to disappoint those 2 confused souls ya. I think they must have left my site cursing because they didn’t get to see c cup blogger photos or info about mating with women. Heh. Sorry mates!
July 15th, 2007 at 5:49 am
cc,
I bet you’re not the only one. I have a lot of people like that coming to my blog. I couldn’t remember much of what they searched but definitely, not the “normal” search. hehe.
CC: I guess not. Share yours!
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July 15th, 2007 at 9:21 am
kekeke.. thats so much worse than how I found your blog. Proves that some ppl just visit blogs just for hot pictures of the blogger =P
CC: Haha, how did you find my blog? I wonder why only blogger? They can just search for hot pictures. Hehe.
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July 15th, 2007 at 9:40 am
can’t imagine a blog, being blogged by a blogger with a c cup breast blogger………. very confused search heh…
CC: The thing is, who would announce they have c cup breasts in their blog?! Those would want to attract ‘ma lat lou’(horny guys)? Haha.
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July 16th, 2007 at 3:06 am
Haha… I do remember that Bra post ler! There will be more ‘Gold Fish’ coming ler~
CC: Haha. Then you must not be these 2 lor. Haha.
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July 16th, 2007 at 4:48 am
Hahaha, funny or strange? Oh well, it goes to show how effective google is. *Wink* By the way, did they leave any comments on your blog?
CC: Funny and strange. I don’t know about the comment part. ;P
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July 16th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Haha. I have not have such ppl yet. Thankfully.
(maybe just to increase your traffic, you should go back to edit that post, to include D E F … Z )
(running away fast)
CC: Wa!!! You har… so ‘ma lat’ one. ;P
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July 16th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
I wonder who would use a phrase like ‘mate with a woman’? Who let King Kong use the internet? Or could it be some aliens doing research on our planet?
CC: Haha, either that person really wanted to know that information, or he/she was looking for some graphic instruction. Hehe.
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July 16th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
hehehehheh so weird!!
CC: It is!! I almost fell down from my chair when I saw that. ;D
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July 17th, 2007 at 1:24 am
Yo I came by coz you ‘found’ me
So lucky!
CC: YEAH! ;D
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July 17th, 2007 at 3:01 am
Lucky I don’t have hamsap guys entering my blog using this way.
CC: Are you sure?! ;P
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July 17th, 2007 at 4:02 am
hhahahha! now tat’s really funny :p
i also forgot how i found ur website dy~
CC: Probably not the above ways. hehe. ;P
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July 17th, 2007 at 5:37 am
Mine even worst, I posted a joke about Brother and Sister having Sex, and the keyword became a hot search everywhere when I check the key words came from. LOL
CC: WA!!!! So sick one ler!
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July 17th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
how did i get to find your site? its weird i forgotten.
CC: I think I left a comment on your site to lured you here. Wahahaha. ;P
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July 17th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
gret post
well written mate
CC: Thank you!
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July 17th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
thats DAMN hilarious, CC!!
hahahahhaa!!
C Cup!!
CC: Haha. It just shows that there’s a lot of weird things out there.
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July 18th, 2007 at 2:01 am
haha… maybe they have a ‘hot blogger’ fetish.. who knows =P
I found ur blog while searching for the PM’s wife =D
CC: Oh yea, now I recalled. Glad you come back.
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July 18th, 2007 at 2:47 am
really interesting…. mine was a lot more absurd
CC: Do share!
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July 18th, 2007 at 10:49 am
HAHA.. cup cup
CC: Put new meaning to the word cup. Hehe.
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July 18th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Haha
Maybe you can write another post containing that kind of ‘terms’ to attract more hamsap fellas, to boost the traffic as well! What a beautiful missunderstanding!
CC: Haha, aiyo, don’t need this type of traffic ler.
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July 18th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
lol now after u ve written this post, yr webpage appeared 2nd for the key phrase “bloggers with c cup breast”
funny =p
CC: Yea, just noticed that as well. Haha.
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July 18th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
LOL. Phew, that C-cup thingy is so funny.
As for moi, I did get daily visits via searches for, “itchy butt” (I have a post on it long time ago). It’s now getting hit almost every single day. Weird. So many ppl out there with this condition meh. LOL
CC: Apa?! itchy butt?! Haha. That’s real funny ler!
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July 27th, 2007 at 2:34 am
[...] has got to equal what CC from Quaint Melody went through. She got guys looking for how to mate with humans and C-Cup [...]
July 27th, 2007 at 2:36 am
Someone came to my blog looking for naughty photos of my wife. Sigh… Anyway I linked over here to share your story with my readers
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